THINGS WOMEN SAY THAT MEN DON'T UNDERSTAND

Nothing

It is something. It is without a doubt something and you would do well to make sense of it genuine speedy.

Do I look fat in this? 

A superior interpretation would be "Do you believe I'm monstrous?" and the answer is completely "no". 

Proceed 

Try not to misinterpret this as consent. Actually, it's all the more a challenge. Really, its dependably a challenge. Try not to do it. 

No 

It signifies "no". 

Yes 

As a rule this additionally implies no. There are special cases however they are difficult to recognize. 

Perhaps 

Still no. 

It would be decent if… 

Everything after the "if" is intended to be translated as an unqualified request. 

Fine 

This implies the contention is over and you lost 

It's alright 

It's never alright. This just implies that she needs some time to make sense of your discipline. 

Is it accurate to say that you are tuning in? 

You are not tuning in. There is no real way to recuperate from this. 

It's dependent upon you 

On the off chance that you think this implies you have opportunity to pick then you are, extremely mixed up. A vastly improved interpretation would be "It's dependent upon you… to choose the right decision which I know however I am not going to let you know on the grounds that you ought to know." 

Uproarious murmur 

You may not think along these lines, but rather this is really a word and it can generally be deciphered as "I can't trust I need to remain here and endure your ineptitude 

5 minutes 

This relies on upon setting. In the event that she is getting dressed then it is in all probability some place somewhere around 30 and 40 minutes. On the off chance that you are staring at the television then it is more like 0 minutes. As in "why are you sitting in front of the television at this time when you ought to be doing something beneficial?" 

Whatever 

This is similar to "fine" with the exception of essentially more terrible. Truth be told, commonly it will take after Would you say you are tuning in?. 

Thank You

It means much obliged. Let's assume "the pleasure is all mine". 

Thank You So Much 

It's a little qualification yet this is really the inverse of "much appreciated". By no means if you say the pleasure is all mine. Ordinarily that would arrive you back at Whatever. 

Try not to stress over it 

This implies she has instructed you to do something perhaps more than once and she is presently going to do it without anyone's help. Any further request on you're part will undoubtedly bring about uproarious moan. 

We can go anyplace you Want 

By and large this implies You would be wise to pick my most loved spot. 

We have to talk 

You're dead. 

What's going on with you? 

This is entirely an inquiry. It's an announcement likened to You're treating it terribly